Discover the magic of Christmas while making memories of holiday...blah, blah, blah...
Or...Let our BAD Santa tell you what he really thinks. Let Santa ROAST your guests with the jolliest of intentions.
If you are a fun loving crowd that knows how to NOT take life too seriously, you will be laughing your jingle bells off.
Your guests will be laughing as BAD Santa roasts their chestnuts over an open fire. Light-hearted ribbing, comical flirting,, and off-color jokes will be wrapped up in satirical Christmas bows.
Show your employees how much you love them by letting our BAD Santa roast them like the Christmas Beast. Santa loves to co-host awards and is the perfect scapegoat to put your company in its place.
You better hurry before Wal-Mart sells out of that crap your kid can't live without!
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We booked Surly Santa for our child's Christmas party and Santa said we were bad parents.
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Ok, we've run out of funny and creative things to put in this space. So, this is what you get.
Prime Hours – Friday after 5:00 PM & all-day Saturday & Sunday
$200 - per hour (2 hour min)
Non-Prime Hours
$175 - per hour (2 hour min)
Christmas Eve
$400 - first ½ hour
$200 - each additional ½ hour
Christmas Day
$500 - first ½ hour
$200.00 - each additional ½ hour
Travel Charges
No charge for travel within a 30-mile radius of intersection of Interstate 20 & Highway 360
$3.00 per mile outside of the 30-mile radius.
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